BOTTLED SHIT

The BOTTLED SHIT is a derelict Space Station, that was designed to hold the droppings made by an unknown Celestial Entity, whose Feces had mutagenic Properties. It is located in Cosmos region A47, where the Pirates shot Metroid: Other M.

Filming
In the film, the Pirates encountered several difficulties. For example, the Turd it contained was leaking everywhere, after years of disuse. The Federation tried messing around with it, hoping that the Radioactive Shit would create Bioweapons, to, you know, bring peace to the galaxy and all that stuff. They had to clean it up, as well as tame the monsters that lived there, so they could cut costs on CGI.

They decided to create Animatronic versions of Samus and Adam, because A; Samus and Adam hate each other, B; They both hate the Pirates, and C; You can make animatronics ridiculous looking. So, they made the Samus Aran-imatronic be 60% Heels, be as short as Mario, And for Adam, gave him as YUGE chin, chiseled features, and absolutely no personality whatsoever. Combined with the Token Black Guy, a couple disposable soldiers, and dialogue that sounds as if it was put through Google Translate, you get the Perfect propaganda material to ruin the lives of the real people involved.

Occupation by Phantoon
Phantoon decided to live in the BOTTLED SHIT, because it fits all of his requirements for a home:


 * Nobody wants it
 * Samus doesn't ever want to go there
 * It's Spoooooky
 * Plenty of Space

So, he set up a recording studio, and decided to try to become a hit channel on Youtube. He mostly makes SPOOOOOOKY videos, and hangs out with his Friends.