Scumbag Adam

"Commander" Adam Malkovich is a hated military nincompoop who serves in the Federation Military, where he spent most of his time misusing his power and making crass remarks. His number one rule to live by is "NO FUN ALLOWED". He is secretly broken, and the Pirates know this, and to mock him even more they (In the Timeline where The Hunter Fails) turned one of Mother Brain's fanfictions under the pen-name "M.B" into a hit blockbuster film titled "Metroid: Other M". He is described by Samus as being pathetic, petty, and a mockery of the title commander. The way that he was described suggests that Samus couldn't care less about him, greatly contrasting from their romantic portrayal in Other M.