Amogus/Encounter Archive

"This is an archive of recorded encounters of the Amogus, and experiences involving them. Looking for the species itself? Head to the Amogus Species Page."

Part 1
So today in school, my English teacher was having us do a presentation in front of our class. For my presentation, I decided to troll my entire class by making my entire slideshow about the popular game, Among Us. I started off the presentation by showing the class the picture of the Among Us imposter wearing sneakers (it's a meme on google if you want to search for it). For some reason, no one laughed at the meme. My teacher told me "this isn't what your presentation is supposed to be about." I responded by yelling "THE TEACHER IS SUS I SAW HER VENT" and then naruto running around the room. Again, no one even giggled. I assume it's because it was first bell and everyone was tired. My teacher said "Please sit down." But I wasn't about to give up. I made a last ditch effort to make everyone laugh. I started to beatbox the Among Us theme song trap remix. I was beatboxing it so well (i had practiced it at home), i was certain that everyone would burst out in laughter. Unfortunately, not a single person laughed. Everyone was staring at me, so I said "You guys are all sussy, I'm gonna eject you".

Part 2
So yesterday at lunch, I was about to eat with my friends from band when I realized that there was an empty seat at a table with some of the popular kids. I decided to take advantage of this opportunity to troll them, and perhaps befriend some of them. I sat at their table, and right as I sat down, I noticed that one of the kids (who happened to be black) was sitting above a vent. I yelled "Black is sus! He's on top of a vent!!" Everyone at the table looked up at me, but no one laughed (they probably didn't get the reference). I decided that I would try to get them to be familiar with it, so I asked "Do to guys wanna play some Among Us???" They were all dead silent (honestly they just didn't know how fun of a game it was). I slapped the middle of our table (to mimic the "emergency meeting" feature in Among Us), and I screamed "EMERGENCY MEETING!!!" Again, none of them laughed. One of them looked at me and said "Can you please sit somewhere else?" At this point, I realized that I had to make them laugh quickly, or I would blow my chance with them. I made the widest grin I could possibly make (Trying to mimic the "When the imposter is sus" meme) and I said "When the imposter is sus". I then tried to make a face that resembled the "Flushed" emoji (as part of the meme). However, I don't think any of them understood the reference. I then pulled up the among us theme song on Youtube and played it on full blast. At this point, everyone at my table was asking for me to leave, and their friend came back, who regularly sat in the chair I was sitting in. I went back to sit with my friends from band. However, I will forever remember the time I trolled ALL of the popular kids in my grade.

Part 3
We had a school assembly today, and the speaker was talking about bullying. The speech was pretty boring, but there came a point in his presentation where he said "I know there are some students among us who have been subject to bullying." Honestly, I couldn't believe my ears. I thought, "There is no way the speaker just said Among Us."

I decided to troll the speaker by standing up and yelling "When the imposter is sus!" while making a huge grin (just like in the memes). To my surprise, no one laughed. Everyone fell dead silent and looked at me. The speaker said "I'm sorry, what was that?" I decided to explain to everyone what I was talking about, and said "Get it guys? It's from Among Us." Still, no one understood the reference. I turned towards my friend Caleb (I know him from band), and said "You get it, right? It's from among us!" However, he had his head buried into his lap. I looked at my friend Dalton (He plays the trumpet in band, just like I do), and yelled "Dalton, do you get the joke????" He didn't even make eye contact. Suddenly, the assistant principal came up behind me and said "Please sit down, this is a school assembly." I screamed back at her "SCHOOL ASSEMBLY?? MORE LIKE EMERGENCY MEETING!" I then naruto ran down to the stage, pointed at the assistant principal, and said "SHE'S SUS!!! I SAW HER FAKE A SCAN IN MEDBAY!" Still, no one laughed. I then said "I'm not the imposter, I was in vents the whole time!!" (referencing a meme). No one understood the reference. I saw people whispering to each other, but no one laughed. I then made a face resembling the "big chungus" meme, and said "You guys don't get it?? That's not very Wholesome 100." When I realized no one was laughing, I yelled "Don't any of you guys use reddit?" The audience was dead silent, until someone yelled "Sit down!" (which was very rude and not wholesome) I pointed back at him and shouted "You're breathtaking!!" I don't think anyone got the joke because no one laughed, so I said "Do you guys know who Keanu Reeves is?" No one responded, which is kind of cringe because I thought that at least SOMEONE would know who Keanu is.

I ended up getting escorted to the principal's office and getting suspended for a week, but in my opinion, it was totally worth it. I trolled EVERYONE. I'm gonna forever go down in Reddit history. I also realized that there aren't any redditors at my school (which is very cringe in my opinion).

First deaths caused
It was 3 am and I was playing Among Us, like usual. I was enjoying the recently released The Airship map based on the Henry Stickmin game (with the funny stickman dance) and I was writing down every single Henry Stickmin reference I could find. When suddenly, I came across a door that looked a bit sussy.

I couldn't believe my eyes. The Among Us developers made an Among Us reference in Among Us. I tried to hold it in, but I just couldn't. At the top of my lungs, I screamed:

"WHEN THE DOOR IS SUS!!!"

I fell out of my bed, dying of laughter. My parents rushed in and found me on the floor.

"Oh my God! Son! Are you having a seizure?", my mom said.

"We're driving to the hospital", my dad said.

My parents picked me up in my underwear and dragged me to the car. My dad tried to start the car but realised he had forgotten his keys. I was making incoherent noises and my mom was getting more and more worried. Then she suddenly said, "Dad's here!". I looked outside the window and saw him coming out of the door, but I noticed something.

Our front door looked just like the door from The Airship! The architects made a reference to Among Us! I started laughing maniacally. My mom said, "Sit down honey! Please! Sit still!" She tried to calm me down by holding me still, but I still managed to make the Jerma sus face. My dad saw me through the car window and his eyes got really big. I thought he was going to replicate the Jerma face, but he started sweating and rushed to the other side of the car.

He tried to open the door but it was jammed. Both of my parents panicked. My dad looked around and found a rock on the sidewalk. He threw it through the window and I was nearly hit. "I'm really sorry, son!", he said. He started the car and rushed to the hospital. I picked up the rock, and I realised it looked like the crewmate from Among Us. I started laughing and yelled, "When the rock is sus!" My dad heard me and drove even faster than before.

Then suddenly, we heard sirens coming from behind us. It was a police car. The sirens sounded similar to the emergency meeting sound effect, so I said "The cop is calling an emergency meeting!". My dad stopped the car and the cop got out of his car. Before he could say anything, I yelled "Did somebody vent? Did you catch the impostor?". The cop was frightened. My mom apologised to the cop and said that I was having a seizure. The cop told me to shush and said everything was going to be alright.

He did the shushing face from the beginning of an Among Us game! I can't believe the cop played Among Us! I was about to make an Among Us reference, but I realised that my dad was already driving away. I said, "That's a bit sussy, dad." We then arrived at the hospital.

''This appears to be a more severe case of insanity from repeated viewing of the Amogus. The result in the final intact text is truly unnerving. Prof. Amon Gus''

As we arrived at the hospital, I instantly noticed the presence of a lot of red colors. "Red sus", I whispered to myself. My mom noticed and dragged me to the entrance. As my parents were talking to a doctor, I looked around for anything sussy. I didn't have to look for long. I saw a little boy with piss stains on his pants that looked like a silhouette of an Among Us crewmate.

"When the piss is sus!", I yelled at the kid. He started crying loudly and his mom looked at me angrily, as if I had just accused of her being the impostor. I was going to ask my parents' opinion on whether the woman was sus or not, but I noticed they were busy talking to the doctor.

Then I realised something. Most Among Us games have 2 impostors, so maybe the boy and the mom are both the impostor. Nobody was looking at me, so this was my chance. I took out my iPhone 12 and turned on the flashlight and aimed it at the mother and her son. I had prepared for this situation, so I turned the volume up to max and whispered to my phone, "Hey Siri, what's my name?". She responded with:

"When the impostor is sus! Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding, ding ding ding." (I set that as my nickname in case I ever came across a real-life impostor.) I then did a perfect impression of the Jerma sus face.

Everyone looked at me, including my parents. They didn't know what to say. I heard someone from far away yell "Please keep it down, patient 12 is going into cardiac arrest!". "Arrest"? Someone is being arrested? That must mean he did something sussy! I ran towards the location the voice was coming from, and saw a nurse and a doctor standing next to an old person lying on a bed. He looked like he just got ejected from The Skeld and was running out of breath. Worriedly, I asked, "Was he... the impostor?".

The doctor was too busy trying to keep the patient alive, but the nurse recognized my voice. "What are you doing here? Get out of here, now!", she shouted. I was a bit sus of this whole situation, so I looked around the room. I found a jar filled with water and a human heart in it. I noticed that the heart was scarlet and had a noticeable white shine on it. It looked just like the impostor from Among Us!

Without saying anything, I took the jar and threw it through the window. I jumped out of it, grabbed the jar and ran off. I heard screams coming from behind me, so I started running faster. I tried to cross the road but got hit by a car. I felt horrible as if I just got falsely ejected. Someone came out of the car and said, "Oh my God! Are you alright, kid?". I looked up and I was lying under a red car. But from my point of view, it looked very sus!

I felt a sudden boost of energy and got up. I punched the man aside and got into the car. His 2 children were still in the car. They started screaming as I started the car and drove through a red light. I saw a huge car crash happen in the car mirror. Flames started appearing. I took a sharp turn and saw a baby carriage flying across the windshield. I drove into a small street and crashed into an old apartment.

Evolution Encounter
Oh my god guys yesterday at 3:33 in the morning an amongos from imposter was in my backyard. He looked like he was doing an amongos ritual which is kinda sus. He had a Bluetooth speaker and was playing Amogus drip and was screaming sus. It was so loud that I almost pee pee’d my pants. After ten seconds a hole appeared in the ground and a bigger Amogus from imposter showed up. This one had big muscles, a big ding dong, and ripped abs. It opened its mouth real wide and announced “AMONGONUS!” OH MY GOD AMOGUS EVOLVED INTO AMANGANAS!!!

Storefront encounter
So my mom took me to Target to buy some clothing for school. We were looking around and a store worker approached us. My mom told her we need something for school. The lady said "how about some new suspenders?"

I couldn't believe my ears. Did she just say "SUSpenders?!" AND she was wearing red. I pulled my arm away from my mom and started screeching "RED IS SUS! RED IS SUS! RED IS THE IMPOSTER!!!" I grabbed a clothes hanger and threw it in her face. I ran to customer service and knocked the customer service lady out. I grabbed the intercom.

"EMERGENCY MEETING! RED IS THE IMPOSTER!" I belted over the PA system. At this point the lady in red caught up to me. I knew we had to vote red out. She was smaller than I am, so I grabbed her and put her head through a window. Her face ripped off and more red (sus) blood was spewing out. At this point, everyone at Target was freaking out. Someone must have thought I was the imposter because they called the police. Well, that just made them sus. Why would they vote for me if I'm not the imposter?

The police came and their lights were flashing red. I knew they were the other imposters. I found a shovel from the gardening isle. A cop slowly walked in and said he wanted to talk to me. I wasn't going to fall for that. As he approached me, I swung the shovel at his head and knocked him out. Then I made sure the imposter was voted out by repeatedly bashing his skull in.

I'm currently hiding in the Starbucks. I might troll them next, but for now, I need to find a way to get rid of the other imposters.

Document 1
After 2 years of training, I was finally able to become an astronaut and go to space and the space station. It was then I saw the space suits. After me and the crew put it on, I realized I was the Imposter. So I quickly grabbed a wholesome 100 keanu chungus pocket knife with some plus on it and hid it with me during launch. After launch, another astronaut looked at me and that was sus. So I slammed the random buttons in front of me and shouted, "CARLOS IS SUS HE WAS LOOKING AT ME WE SHOULD EJECT HIM NOW." It was only 3 of us and i realized that was illegal because the minimum players is 4. Just when I was about to say that Bobby turned around and shouted "WHAT DID YOU JUST DO YOU JUST PRESSED THE EJECT BUTTON WTF MAN" I realized I had accidentally voted and all of us got ejected. I had to win quick so I took my pocket knife and stabbed through Bobby's suit. I tried to open my helmet and have the tongue kill animation from Among Us but then I couldn't breathe so I put it back on. Carlos looked at me in horror and I realized I couldn't let him live since he had evidence I was sus. He said something about calming down but I knew it was a trick so I killed him before he could press the eject button. That made me realized that we were going to be ejected.

I had won but now I was flying like the wholesome 100 flying among us character getting ejected animation. I wondered what would happen next. Somehow I ended up in the International Space Station. That was very Pogchamp 100. The guy asked me wtf was happening and I realized he must of thought I was sus so I quickly stabbed him. It was easier since he was wearing normal clothes. I decided to take off my Among Us space suit as well so I was not as sus. Another guy saw me and I knew he would call an emergency meeting so I said "DEAD BODY REPORTED DEAD BODY REPORTED DUN DUN DUN" Everyone looked at me in horror as they gathered around. "Guys get him out of here" I heard one man say. "HES SUS HE HAS NO EVIDENCE WE MUST EJECT HIM" Everyone was against me so I quickly ran to the oxygen place and destroyed everything. "I SABOTAGED THE OXYGEN HAHA" Then I started crawling on the floor like a vent and I crawled away. People started to panic as I started to fake task and I turned off all the lights. Even though they had this much evidence that I was the Imposter I was too chungus OP for them.

Part 2
After I had used my pro hacks to sabotage both the lights and the oxygen and vented away, people panicked, scrambling to fix my inevitable double sabotage. I felt more powerful than Big Chungus when he ate the universe. "GUYS GO FIX THE OXYGEN" I shouted. I Among Us walked all the way back and pretended to fix it. They were putting on some oxygen tanks. What noobs! Like literally, these guys don't even know how to fix the oxygen! "GUYS THIS IS AMONG US YOU GET IT LEARN HOW TO PLAY THE GAME" I said.

Then I realized that I couldn't breathe as well. But wait, that’s illegal! Imposters are immune! I knew someone must be hacking. So I needed to win fast. I saw a gun lying around and took it. I shot this dude named Jimmy just like the kill animation! Everyone scrambled away to their Soyuz capsules. BUT THERE WAS NO KILL COOLDOWN! “WHAT KIND OF HOST MADE THIS GAME, THANKS A LOT!” I started to kill everyone. But then, I accidentally missed a few shots and shot the walls and some wires. Only three of us were left. The space station started an alarm and I knew that I would get voted out. So when this dude touched his pocket, I slammed this big red button and shouted “EMERGENCY MEETING THAT GUY IS SUS HE WAS GONNA TAKE OUT HIS KNIFE” The last guy said, “THIS IS AN EMERGENCY GO GO GO LEAVE THIS LUNATIC HERE”

I think lunatic was another among us meme term for pro. So I said “YES THANK YOU” and I stabbed him 5 times like the among us kill animation. Damn I really was pro! It was only the two of us now and I knew I had won, and I looked over back at him and realized he had escaped. Oh no, I couldn't let this happen! That's illegal, he was the hacker all along! As the space station slowly went out of control, I jumped out and started flying after him. But I had forgotten my space suit. That… definitely was not wholesome 100 keanu chungus.

Part 3
I was going to die, but I knew it would be revolutionary. I could see the headlines: “Imposter gets ejected lol” I would be famous. I tried to scream at his capsule, “STOP HACKING NOOB GET BANNED” but nothing came out.

I was in pain, my lungs ruptured, my tongue and my eyes burned, and I started to balloon up. This man’s hacks were too powerful! Lungs don’t exist in me, and he had destroyed my tongue kill animation. I needed to call an emergency meeting. Looking at my really obese chungus stomach, I pushed down on it as hard as I could and failed to shout “EMERGENCY MEETING!", ejecting air like a popped balloon (get it ejected like AMONG US!!! 1!) Something very Keanu happened. I started blasting off in some random direction. As I started to lose air, I saw the among us gods spinning around in front of me. As the capsule went farther and farther, I realized something very important.

The Among Us mods SUCK! Anyways I am really cold right now. But the Imposter will not die. I knew that the reason I am in space is for the victory screen with the black background and red aura. Yup, there was a bloody red aura around me. I had won! I continued blasting off in joy, and proceeded to pass out. I woke up in a dusty red planet. Full of my imposter Amogus energy, I naruto runned around this new area. Suddenly drip teletubbies arose and so did a sun with a baby face on it.

They waddled around and used their chungus bodies to push me. I saw an emergency button on their heads and slammed it, screaming "EMERGENCY MEETING!" The teletubby was slammed so hard it was crushed into the ground. All the other teletubbies ran away. I shouted, "YO THATS SUSSY!" and naruto runned after them. I followed them until I came into their base. It was very sus, because it was red and red is ALWAYS sus. Get it, Among Us Reference. I said it out loud, then tried to mimic the Flushed emoji, but all I did was fart. All the Teletubbies panicked and ran around, starting to attack me.

Then I saw it. THEY WERE AMONG US CHARACTERS WITH HEADS! Their amazing Among Us bodies made me know I was destined to be the great IMPASTA! Suddenly, a weird flower speaker rose, and said it's time to say goodbye. "THAT'S KINDA SUS" I said, pushing it. But then one by one, the world got dark and we all faded…

War
I saw many memes about people trolling something with amogus, so I decided to do it myself in real life, with aliens. I messaged the remindme bot to message me 1200 years later with an amogus related message. I waited, patiently, playing amogus all the time, and a thousand years later aliens invaded Earth and the humans went extinct, which was very sus by the way. 200 years later was the year 3221. An alien who was a guard of an alien history museum, was patrolling it. Then, a telephone, a forgotten exhibit, it once belonged to me, an artifact from the year 3021, the year in which aliens conquered humanity, began to work again after 1200 years. Its broken screen began to flash, and a single word appeared on it. Sus. The remind me call worked. The moment I’ve been waiting for finally came. The guard alien approached the phone. He didn’t know what that word meant, he speculated that it might be an error or something. Yet he was curious, so he took the telephone home and when he got home, he heard that his mother died. The telephone flashed brighter and yelled “DEAD BODY REPORTED!!11!!!1!”. The alien began to cry, and the phone flashed even brighter and yelled again “SUS”. The alien was angry, he took a hammer, and smashed this phone into pieces. You may think “Haha troll failed lmao noob ez”, but the phone was hecking NOKIA 3310, and the thing the alien broke was just a case. And, the phone didn’t yell. It was me, after death, a crewmate ghost, who yelled, called into the mortal world again, by the remind bot, to finish my life’s sense. The alien was still angry, but when he heard sinister chanting voices behind him, he was scared. The voices chanted “you are sus... you are sus...”. The alien was extremely scared, he ran to his bedroom to escape the voices. The voices did belong to me and my homies who died playing amogus. I grabbed my NOKIA 3310 and prepared another jumpscare. When the alien woke up the first thing he could see was a piece of bloodied toilet paper attached to the ceiling by a knife, and the text on it did read “I will vote you... out...”. Needless to say, he was scared as fuck. And when he again heard the chanting “SUS...”, he started to naruto run to his superior and he told him the entire story, but his superior didn’t believe it. When he came back to his home, he found a “large rabbit” (it was big chungus) sleeping on the ground and he heard again our chanting voices “Big Chungus... he is a chonky boi...”. The alien freaked out again and yelled “WHOEVER YOU ARE, LEAVE ME ALONE, I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO IS THIS STUPID BIG CHUNGUS!!! AND TAKE THAT LARGE RABBIT WITH YOU!!!!”. I couldn’t believe he called Chungus stupid, but the worst thing here is the fact THAT HE DOESN’T KNOW WHO BIG CHUNGUS IS!!!!! That heresy caused, that I were filled with wrath, I wanted to eviscerate that stupid mortal in the most painful way. Then me and the other crewmate ghosts found an astronaut suit. We possessed it, consumed its arms, and made them into the back, and we looked very much like an amogus to be honest, and that was very cool in my opinion. Then we heard holy music. The music we praised to. Angelic choirs. Amogus Drip. We looked at the sky and we saw the holy, glorious grin of Jerma Sus. The fact that the sus god was with us and the holy amogus drip music invigorated us, granting us strength. Shortly after, the holy god Sus Jerma gave us the Original Impostor Knife™, though its legendary blade was rusty and dulled through the ages of not being used. Though, it was still a extremely powerful weapon. Then, we found the alien who didn’t know Big Chungus. We were once again filled with fury. The fury of all fallen players who ragequitted, and us, who heard that this guy disrespected Big Chungus. We yelled as a crowd: “FOR AMOGUS!!!!!”. Then we used the amogus battle roar (WHEN THE IMPOSTER IS SUUUUUUUS!!!!!), it was one of the loudest sounds I’ve ever made. The alien got stunned by the battle roar and we began to charge as an amogus would do. We aimed our Original Impostor Knife™ at the alien’s throat. Fueled by our and Sus Jerma god’s rage, the Original Impostor Knife™ impaled the alien entirely, his organs spraying everywhere. His wife just came home, and saw an amogus with a bloodied knife near her husband’s impaled corpse. We used our amogus power gifted by seeing Sus Jerma’s grin to channel its amogus power into my NOKIA 3310 and make it even more powerful that it already is. The telephone flew upward and grew into enormous sizes to rapidly accelerate towards the ground. It hit straight into the guard alien’s wife. She was fucking destroyed, and when NOKIA 3310 punched the ground with extreme force, it created a massive divine seismic slam. The slam was carrying the extreme earrape amogus drip theme, and it covered the entire Earth. Every alien first went deaf by the extreme earrape amogus drip theme, and then were crushed into the ground with the slam. The slam was so powerful, it destroyed Earth completely. We evaded being completely destroyed, because the god Sus Jerma saw us as a replacement for the currently dead game Amogus, and gave us wings for 5 seconds to flee into outer space. With his powerful will he formed us a new spaceship from Earth’s destroyed remains and alien corpses. He split us into several smaller amoguses, not only one. With his telekinesis we time traveled back to the time when amogus was invented. He left our spaceship drift in the reaches of outer space. He connected us to the phones of amogus players by his great mind. The amogus players controlled us and our cosciousness was in the amoguses. Our spaceship will be anihilated by the aliens 1000 years later. 200 years after this event another amoguses will show, replace us, destroy Earth and aliens. This was written by an ex-human who is now an amogus.