Ridley

Ridley is a horrible person, he constantly abuses his power as well as his workforce, and he is also a total moron an incredibly intelligent leader, who is a kind and compassionate person, who strives for victory.

Military history
Ridley has a brutal, cruel and unusual history, and has committed hundreds of war crimes, including enslavement, biological warfare, and things too horrendous to even mention glorious history, beginning with the formation of the space pirates as a faction, and continued his pursuit for power justice and peace across the galaxy. Several of his most successful campaigns include his raid on K-2L, where he led his troopers bravely to capture a Galatactic Federation planet and m assacre its people, while getting a new high score for the most Geneva Convention Violations in the shortest amount of time liberating it's people. However, some of the people did not want to die be free from the Tyranny of the Galatactic Federation. Samus was one of them, a poor soul who was too brainwashed to realize what she could have become.

Personal Life
When Ridley isn't Plundering Planets and Enslaving their Inhabitants Fighting alongside his noble troops, he likes to Strangle Samus Voodoo dolls sit down and has a nice cup of tea. Some of his favorite hobbies include:


 * 1) Big Game Hunting
 * 2) Prank phone calls to Stoopid Samus
 * 3) Running the Ridley Store

Smash Bros
Ridley eventually made it into Smash Bros, despite being too big. When he did eventually get in, he ambushed Samus, Mario and Mega Man; Ridley seemingly kills the latter two by stabbing his tail through Mega Man's torso and crushing Mario's head in his grip. As he confronts Samus, he mockingly twirls Waluigi's hat on his middle finger.

Biology
Much like his winged friend the pelican, Ridley is excessively aggressive and very eager to swoop for his prey. This makes both pelicans and Ridley, assholes according to both sailors and galactic federations.

Soup Recipe
To make Ridley soup, boil Ridley and an old boot for 24 hours. Stir, discard Ridley, eat boot. Makes 3 servings. Goes well with Crocomire Droppings.

Relatives

 * Scott (Younger Brother)
 * Smaug (Uncle)
 * Dragon from Grendel (Great15 Grandfather)
 * Dragon from Shrek (Sister)
 * Donkey (Brother-in-law)
 * Tiamat (Grandma)



Trivia

 * Ridley's Voice Actor is Godzilla


 * His Tail has killed more people than the Soviet Regime
 * Ridley can be any color he wants, from devilish orange-red to dark Purple, the color you'll be when he is strangling you


 * He is so chiseled, you'd think he was a guy on a fashion magazine cover
 * ENGAGE RIDLEY MOTHER FUC-
 * Ridley's skin is actually made up of 100% fabric. This means that Ridley, like this fact, is completely fabricated.