Metroid Other M

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Metroid Other M is the Greatest game of all time, absolutely stunning, 100% good, nothing bad whatsoever about it. It has a rich, intriguing plot and Great Characterization, and if you say so otherwise you're just a Big Meanie who hates good Metroid Games.

Plot
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Metroid: Other M. The plot is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the story will go over a typical player's head. There is also Samus' nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterization - her personal philosophy draws heavily from Zero Mission manga, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the game, to realize that it's not just confusing - it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Other M truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humor in Samus' existential catchphrase "The Baby," which itself is a cryptic reference to Ridley Scott's American epic Alien. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Yoshio Sakamoto's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes, by the way, I DO have a Metroid tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the gentlemen's eyes only - And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Any objections, lady?