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 is a community that aims to create the best resource for  wasting your time Metroid, a series of video games produced by Nintendon't. We're a collaborative community website about, and we need people to survive! This wiki format ensures that anyone but you can edit!

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 Warning: This wiki contains spoilers which may reveal key elements of the plot of new games such as: HOLY CRAP SAMUS TURNS INTO A METROID AT THE END OF METROID DREAD RAVEN BEAK WAS IMPERSONATING ADAM THE WHOLE TIME THE ENTIRE PLANET GETS INFESTED WITH X PARASITES THE EMMI WERE HACKED BY RAVEN BEAK TO GET SAMUS'S METROID DNA